M.I.N.I.O.N.

Yes. Yes. Yes.

What?!? Which three are you calling a trilogy? You do know there are, like, 6 ToS movies, 1 combo ToS/TNG movie, 3 TNG movies, and the new reboot? Which three are you talking about? Just go for the even-numbered rule. It works all the way through Nemesis, so it’s good.

I don’t comment on Superman. I’m not a Superman kind of person.

Yes (though I kept well away from the JP sequels because they looked to be bad).

Still can’t bring myself to watch X-Men 3.

Spiderman has the Superman problem.

Yes.

Oh, Mad Max. Tina Turner saved your movie in “Thunderdome”.

Jaws had sequels? Oh deity.

Yes.

Yes.

Stop hating on Blade: Trinity, goddammit! It was hilarious. Finally a Blade movie that didn’t take itself too seriously. Also, Blade 2 was the writer turning a vampire movie series into a zombie movie. Not what I came for. It sucked.

Yes. Yes. Yes. (And leave Rocky 4 and 5 out, they just don’t exist.) Yes. (T3 is another one I just can’t bring myself to watch.)

Yes. Still haven’t seen the second two of the reboot, but this also works for the original sets of movies.

Yes. Though, to be honest, seeing Sigourney Weaver be Ripley again is something I think we can all appreciate.

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